About Me

I’m the dude, so like, that’s what you call me, duder, his dudeness, or el duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. I was, uh, one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement. The original Port Huron Statement. Not the compromised second draft. And then I, uh…Ever hear of the Seattle Seven? That was me…and six other guys. I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy, and…

Seriously? Besides living vicariously through Big Lebowski movie quotes, I am currently being raised by two boys, aged 14 and 5. I have one remaining dog and one wonderful wife. I am down to only one house and one job, so life is good.

I live in Austin, Texas, which is not quite as cool as all of the cool “best of” lists would have you believe, but still pretty darned cool none the less. I think the word “blog” is pretty silly, as are most of the people who partake in it (present company included). In addition to pretending to be a _________ satirist blogger, retired/aspiring(?) musician, recording engineer, web designer, internet marketer, etc., I sell ones and zeros. I am politically conservative, yet not politically correct. I am not looking for new friends, and like to keep my religious views to myself. My ego is big enough that I somehow think it’s okay having my own dot com, yet not big enough for me to do anything worthwhile with said domain name. If you want to know more about me, you have issues and should seek help!

Many people ask, “why do you have a website?”. There are many ways to answer this age old question. The short answer, is because I can. In this day and age anyone with a few bucks, a computer, and the ability to fog a mirror can have their very own website. Since I meet all of those basic qualifications, I figured why the heck not?

This website really serves no purpose other than providing a place for me to share photos, interesting and not so interesting thoughts, and an easy way for cyber-stalkers to find information about me and my family. In other words, this site simply provides self entertainment. If someone else finds some joy in the things that I like and find funny, all the better. Thank you Al Gore for providing this place for me to rant.

It’s important to place a small disclaimer here, because often things are lost in translation…pretty much everything I say here is in jest. I have no real agenda and my sarcasm often comes across as cynicism, and I am in no means a cynic…no way no how. Like my good friend Jeff Lebowski, I’m just here to “take it easy, man”.

So with that, stalk away…

Lance